What a weekend!!

So we had a hockey tourney last weekend. What a blast. Even thought we lost all of our games we still had a fun time. The best was when one of my friends got pretty drunk, that she couldn't even make it to the bar haha. What an old timer, she couldn't keep up with us rookies haha. The only bad thing about this was when i was in the bar and this old man came and asked me to dance. He was old like i mean pushin late 50's. It was not cool. However our last game on sunday was awesome, we lost, but only by a point. The whole team played good. What a weekend!!

Believe It Or Not!

*A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
*A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
*A snail can sleep for three years.
*All Polar bears are left-handed.
*Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
*Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
*More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Your Face

Your eyes are like crystals,
Your teeth are like glass,
But your face is as ugly,
As the crack of my ass.

Nursery Rhymes we Didn't have as kids.........

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature's first green is gold,

Her hardest hue to hold.

Her early leaf's a flower;

But only so an hour.

Then leaf subsides to leaf.

So Eden sank to grief,

So dawn goes down to day.

Nothing gold can stay.

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more: it is a tale

Told by an idiot,full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing."