I Can Still Make Cheyenne

Her telephone rang 'bout a quarter to nine
She heard his voice on the other end of the line
wondered what was wrong this time
She never knew what his calls might bring
With a cowboy like him it could be anything
And she always expected the worst in the back of her mind.

He said, "It's cold out here and I'm all alone,
I didn't make the short go again and I'm coming home.
I know I've been away too long.
I never got a chance to write or call
And I know this rodeo has been hard on us all
But I'll be home soon and honey is there something wrong?"

She said, "Don't bother comin' home.
By the time you get here I'll be long gone.
There's somebody new and he sure ain't no rodeo man."
He said, "I'm sorry it's come down to this.
There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss.
But it's alright baby, if I hurry I can still make Cheyenne.
Gotta go now baby, if I hurry I can still make Cheyenne.

He left that phone danglin' off the hook
Then slowly turned around and gave it one last look
Then he just walked away
He aimed his truck toward that Wyoming line
With a little luck he could still get there in time
And in that Cheyenne wind he could still hear her say.

Clearwater!!

Last weekend was a decent weekend. I had a hockey tourney in the one and only Clearwater. There was only 4 ladies teams so we only played 4 games. We lost 2 and tied 2. The only goal i scored was in a shoot-out, but it was a sweet ass goal!! However the most amazing part of the weekend was that i didn't have a single drink. And i even went to the bar. Oh and another sweet thing was that i didn't even get ID at the bar. Pretty gooder eh. I can't wait for our co-ed tourney in Clearwater. It's in the middle of March. I believe this one will be a one hell of a party :)

Did u know...

Valentine's Day originates from the ancient Roman festival of fertility, which was held annually on 15 February. The 14th of February was celebrated in honour of Juno, the queen of the Roman gods and goddesses. Juno was also the goddess of women and marriage. Valentines Day was first celebrated on the 14th February in 391AD

Amarillo By Morning

Amarillo by morning,

up from san antone.

Everything that Ive got is just what Ive got on.

When that sun is high in that texas sky

Ill be bucking it to county fair.

Amarillo by morning, amarillo Ill be there.

They took my saddle in houston,

broke my leg in santa fe.

Lost my wife and a girlfriend somewhere along the way.

Well Ill be looking for eight when they pull that gate,

And Im hoping that judge aint blind.

Amarillo by morning, amarillos on my mind

Amarillo by morning, up from san antone.

Everything that Ive got is just what Ive got on.

I aint got a dime, but what I got is mine.

I aint rich, but lord Im free.

Amarillo by morning, amarillos where Ill be.

Amarillo by morning, amarillos where Ill be.

Things to do in a bathroom stall haha so funny

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and >>reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

The Beaches Of Cheyenne

They packed up all his buckles

And shipped his saddle to his dad

And by the way the house looked

She must have took it bad.

The workers come on monday

To fix the door and patch the wall.

They say she just went crazy

The night she got the call.

He was up in wyoming

And drew a bull no man could ride.

He promised her hed turn out

Well it turned out that he lied.

And their dreams that theyd been livin

In the california sand

Died right there beside him in cheyenne.

They say she just went crazy

Screamin out his name

She ran out into the ocean

And to this day they claim

That if you go down by the water

Youll see her footprints in the sand

cause every night she walks the beaches of cheyenne.

They never found her body

Just her diary by her bed

It told about the fight they had

And the words that she had said.

When he told her he was ridin

She said then I dont give a damn

If you never come back from cheyenne.

Nobody can explain it

Some say shes still alive

They even claim theyve seen her

On the shoreline late at night.

So if you go down by the water

Youll see her footprints in the sand

cause every night she walks the beaches of cheyenne.

Every night she walks the beaches of cheyenne