Saturday, March 24, 2007

I need sum sleep!!

So its just bout 12 o'clock and i am so bloody sleepy, but for some reason i just can't sleep. I go, lay down, and shut my eyes, but i just can get to sleep. And to top this off i have to get up pretty early to cook the kids some waffles. Then i have to go and help my brother with his 4-H steers. It totaly sucks cuz tommorow is my last day to sleep in and i have a huntch that i won't get to. It sucks balls cuz for the last week pretty much i have hardly gotten any sleep. It takes me a few hours just to fall asleep. Then once to get to sleep, i wake up every hour on the hour. Man i can hardly keep my eys open so im gunna try and go to sleep. However i prob will just end up watching t.v.

Catch ya on the flipside!!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

I can't wait for this weekend!! :)




I am getting pretty stocked bout this coming weekend. To start it off tommorow i am going boardin at Sun Peaks. I have been to Harper a few times this year but i haven't been to Sun Peaks yet. So im pretty happy bout that. Then once we are done boarding Bobbi and me is gunna header to Clearwater for another hockey tourney. Im a lil sad cuz is is gunna be our last one for the season.

Knock Knock!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.


Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Life Is A Highway

Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here and the next day gone
Sometimes you bend and sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your back to the wind
There's a world outside ev'ry darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where the brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore
We won't hesitate
To break down the garden gate
There's not much time left today

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

Through all these cities and all these towns
It's in my blood and it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road and these are the hands
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights

Knock me down get back up again
You're in my blood
I'm not a lonely man
There's no load I can't hold
Roads are rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long I
f you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

Gimme gimme gimme gimme yeah
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

There was a distance between you and I
A misunderstanding once
But now we look it in the eye

There ain't no load that I can't hold
Roads are rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long

Monday, March 05, 2007

Elevator Magic


A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"