Funny, but wrong pick up lines

Did you fart, cause you just blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up