You might be a Redneck when.....

*You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
*Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
*You own a homemade fur coat.
*You burn your yard rather than mow it.
*Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
*The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
*You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
*You've ever financed a tattoo. *You've ever stolen toilet paper.
*You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.
*You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
*You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
*The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
*You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.